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Sydney to Hobart // 27 December 2010

Cricket aside, it’s all about yachts here at the moment. Two Brisbane friends are sailing in the infamous Sydney to Hobart schlep, a father and son on competing vessels in competing classes: Tony Love, skipper and owner of Patriot, a nippy 13.1 metre and his fitter-than-fit son James, grinder on board the maxi, Lahana. Living up to its rep, the flotilla is gamely carving its way through horrid weather on a stretch of the Bass Strait best known for straddling the Roaring Forties. So far, nine boats have pulled out. As it stands, Patriot is running 32nd and Lahana is steaming up ahead in third place. Adding handicaps into the foaming mix, Patriot is looking really good.

The theme of water abounds and the rain here is set (and game and match, for that matter) in. We’re sitting on the outskirts of Cyclone Tasha, lying in a depression in more ways than one. Floods, mayhem, talk of Arcs – though at best just a sad inconvenience for many – it’s been anything but a summery Christmas. I’ve just spent the day driving, and laughing, my way around a sopping, tired-looking Gold Coast. If ever proof of weather-induced cabin-fever was needed, let my trip to the sodden, tacky lights of the ‘Venice of the south’ be it.

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Australia, the oldest new country on Earth // 4 December 2010

One of the wonderful things about being here and seeing Australia through relatively fresh, questioning eyes is the discovery of the untold. Between, above and below Oprah hysteria, Uluru, World Cup kangaroos and Gillard hairdos are layers and streams, creases, folds and cracks waiting to be pulled back, poked under, dived into and explored.

Of course, I’m new to Australia, as I once was to London. But the UK, with its smorgasbord of cups overflowing, sometimes feels overcrowded with stories – through sheer volume of numbers, there are very few parts of the UK’s mythical, historical and cultural being that has been left untouched in popular consciousness.

Even in a world of instantly gratifying communication, information harvesting, sneaking and storytelling, Australia is underpinned by a prodigiously giving storyscape – the surface of which we are only now beginning to scratch. Like everything from a distance, views of this massive continent are interlocked with ample untruths, misnomers and inaccuracies – and you can guarantee that the most fascinating stories, ripe to share with a thirsty audience, are as far from Paul Hogans, boomerangs, barbies and beers as factually and creatively possible.

Take the total lack of any heritage legislation before the 1970s.
Or the fact that one of the world’s great Venetian masterpieces, Tiepolo’s The Banquet of Cleopatra, is quietly hanging in Melbourne.
Or the burgeoning pepper industry in Far North Queensland.
Or the fact that indigenous Australians live for an average 20 years less than white city dwellers.
Or the aristocratic family of a beautiful Melburnian who burnt ‘the Ashes’, indelibly shaping cricket forever.
Or the world’s longest running scientific test, the Pitch Drop Experiment and its inimitable custodian.
Or the Old Adelaide Famililies – OAFs – who pride themsleves on living in a convict-free enclave.

Depending on who you are, those snippets may come as no surprise whatsoever. But just being here, sensing the size of the land, the gravity of historical contexts for modern Australians and the opportunites, challenges and ideas fertile for sharing with the world is as inspiring as it gets. It’s unchartered territory for me – and, by my guess, for many the world over.

Pic: former gaol, Sydney’s National Art School

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The real Sydney lies via Cabramatta // 23 November 2010

Sydney. An Olympic city, a world city, a city of cities. Of sorts.

It seems to me, though, that it’s a patchwork city: a cluster of villages delineated, disparate and bordered by roads, fuzzy boundaries and unconscious taboos – and united by a fiercely superficial factor. To wit: Sydney’s neighbourhoods are defined by money. To walk through Sydney means walking through distinctly crafted socio-economic areas, to travel five miles down a Sydney road signals a slide along a scale of poshness. In a country that is proudly class-ignorant, this city seems to pay the dollar a lot of lip service.

Sydney doesn’t stand alone in this regard. But, where London, for example, is home to council blocks flush with million-pound terraced houses (Kate Moss’ pad looks onto a council block near St. John’s Wood, don’t you know), here, the poor live in poor areas and the rich live, well, surrounded by other rich. To be doing well in Sydney means to live in the northern and eastern suburbs. It’s pretty unusual for a monied, successful Sydneysider to live in the western or southern suburbs and it’s more or less unheard of for a struggling single mum to live in certain postcodes. Not here, the multi-million pound Chelsea council houses.

Mosman – with its eye-wateringly expensive eye-lines onto the water – was thirty years or so ago a quiet, uncool, granny patch. Likewise, over in the western suburbs, Ermington, near West Ryde, was once a dead end and is now a sprawling, pram-patrolled families’ happy valley. Tourists visit the Harbour Bridge and the Opera House, catch the ferry from Circular Quay to Manly and ogle at brown bodies on Bondi. They rarely see ‘the real Sydney’. It was ever thus – in London the constant upcycling of ‘hoods makes for an ever-sprawling push of artists, families, students and everyone else not on tidy salaries away from the central core of the city and it’s not without reason that few tourists who see Buckingham Palace and the Eye can say they have taken the number 38 to Clapton Pond – unlike all of those young and upwardly mobile media types who live there now.

So it’s a shame that Sydney’s Cabramatta, with its 75% South-East Asian population, superb food, headily fragranced fruit markets, tatty made-in-Vietnam-clad shelves and signposts in Quoc Ngu is such a lowly regarded no-go zone to many Sydneysiders – even young artists looking for cheap rent. But where once heroin dealers and shady gangsters loitered on Cabramatta’s street corners, now sit cafes serving iced Vietnamese coffee and custard buns.

The irony isn’t lost on me that to sample the ‘real Sydney’ I landed in a neighbourhood that wouldn’t have felt out of place in downtown Saigon – and that many who would most enjoy the richness of the area’s cultural zest would readily travel to Asian cities from eastern and northern suburbs just a few miles away to sample steaming bowls of noodles, haggle in bric-a-brac markets and treat themselves to a tailored suit. But perhaps it’s the jigsaw-pieced otherness of Cabramatta that makes it – and by the same logic, Mosman – so special to some.

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