I put an ‘indestructible’ phone to the test, with impressive results. What you don’t see is that the photographer ruined the thing just after I filed my copy. Technically I didn’t lie – I couldn’t kill the thing after a long weekend of violence but it took a monkey 5 seconds to put the handset out of its misery.

The phone even Naomi can’t break, 17 June 2009, London Evening Standard